Remember the maggots from last year?

The ones Dadisodes thought would be a great business trip gift for Babisodes in lieu of a stuffed animal.

Yes, my husband thought that having ladybug maggots inside our house would be a good idea.

Anyhow, when he purchased the ladybug habitat we had to request for the live larvae to be sent to our house when we were ready.  Wouldn’t want bugs to die or anything.

Unfortunately, the ordering process required us to provide our address.  Which apparently placed us on their mailing list.

So we can purchase more maggots, larvae, pupa, etc….

Or other disgusting insects.

I mean, it’s almost Spring for crying out loud.

We can get all of this stuff outside soon.

For free.

Did I mention outside?

I am always amazed at the mailing lists I end up on.

Like when I turned 30, and some jackass thought it was appropriate to send me an AARP application.

Thirty!

Or last year when a Golden Girls-esque wig catalog arrived on my doorstep, addressed to moi.

Shimmery, permed kind of wigs (click above link to see the scariest blond Asian woman ever).

Last month I even received an American Express Black Card application in the mail.  Did you know they have an annual fee of $2,500?

Think they’re aware I paid for a coffee and $1 menu apple pies in quarters at McDonalds today?

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