I Am Not Qualified
13 Questions I’m Not Prepared/Qualified/Willing to Answer…Yet
1) Mommy, how come I no have boobs?
If she has my genes, she’ll be back in 12 years with the same question.
2) Mommy, how come daddy don’t have boobs?
In 15 years she may not need to ask that question anymore.
3) Mommy, when I a little baby, I was in your belly. How I come out?
Perhaps one day (hopefully far, far in the future) she’ll find out on her own.
4) Mommy, what in dis hot dog?
Uh…err…”stuff.”
5) Babisodes: Mommy, can I give you a kiss?
Me: Sure honey. Thank you!
Babisodes: Can I give Tommy (preschool classmate) a kiss?
Me: Uh…err…ask your daddy!
6) *Inside a natural history museum
Babisodes: Mommy, what birds eat?
Me: Worms
Babisodes: What those squirrels eat?
Me: Nuts
Babisodes: What those lions eat?
Me: *blank stare*
7) *Dadisodes holding a bottle of Newcastle*
Babisodes: Can I haf some?
8 ) *Spotting a deceased, smooshed spider on the sidewalk*
Mommy, what’s wrong wit dat spider?
How come he not moving?
9) *Sees dogs humping*
Babisodes: *giggles* Mommy! What they doin’? They being silly?
Um… methinks telling her “dancing” or “hugging” could backfire.
10) Mommy, why is work no fun? Daddy say it no fun.
11) Babisodes: Mommy, what am I eating?
Me: Pork
Babisodes: Where pork come from?
12) *Walks into room with feminine hygiene pads in her hands*
Babisodes: Mommy, is dis your big girl diapers?
Me: No
Babisodes: What is it then?
13) *After Tuesday’s squirrel incident*
Mommy, why dat squirrel not feeling weally well?
Sorry for the short post. I spent the morning chaperoning a preschool field trip. My….. head…. hurts.
I think I have had the pleasure of answering all of those with the exception of the feminine hygiene products. I’m pretty open about everything with my boys but the thought of that question freaks me out!
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July 17th, 2008 at 3:09 pm
Awww…kids ask the funniest questions. Love them! LOL. I think I might have asked some of those when I was young. Now that I think of it, my mom never gave me a straight answer.
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July 17th, 2008 at 3:41 pm
Ah yes…the FUN questions. We’re reaching that stage here, too. Heaven help me
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July 17th, 2008 at 3:44 pm
Those are sweet..and funny..and actually a bit scary.
It doesn’t get easier…we’re going on 9…and I am still not prepared for the “truth”
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July 17th, 2008 at 3:55 pm
Oh lord help us all when we have to actually give them straight forward honest answers!
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July 17th, 2008 at 4:05 pm
Hilarious!!!
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July 17th, 2008 at 4:23 pm
Too adorable! I wouldn’t really have good answers, either.
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July 17th, 2008 at 4:31 pm
Oh how flipp’n adorable. Gr8 questions and gr8 answers. Good post, not short or bad ~ perfect.
Hope you are relaxing (away from the noise) and your headache has gone away. *huggies*
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July 17th, 2008 at 4:32 pm
So, a boyfriend and a school field trip already — I hope that means the preschool is going well.
Looking at your list of questions, it makes me glad my son doesn’t talk much yet — for now….
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July 17th, 2008 at 4:44 pm
Oh that is just priceless. Thanks for the laugh!
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July 17th, 2008 at 5:01 pm
Big girl diapers.
The girl is right about that one.
Then why do you lush and say NO????
LOL!!! Too funny, I loved this 13!
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July 17th, 2008 at 5:02 pm
Oooops, BLUSH, of course, sorry!
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July 17th, 2008 at 5:02 pm
Ah very sweet. The questions definitely get tougher though.. My 4-year-old asked me, “When I’m a teenager and I have a boyfriend, can I take the day off with him?” Um, NO!!!
July 17th, 2008 at 5:05 pm
There are times that not haveing children are a blessing. at least we do not have to answer those questions from an enquireing mind.
Hugs and Blessings.
That’s my story and i’m sticking to it.
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July 17th, 2008 at 5:23 pm
I’ve answered A LOT of those…and I am not, repeat, NOT good at that kind of stuff.
And what do you mean, short post? This was perfect and it made me laugh!!
Hey, have I begged you to do Photo Story Friday with us yet (I have a migraine and I can’t remember much of anything before last night right now)??? PLEASE do!!
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July 17th, 2008 at 5:40 pm
Here’s the funny thing about questions like that. I’d always tell it to them straight, on a level they could understand. Feminine product question: It’s for Mom when she gets her period. Beer question: It’s beer…you can dip your finger in it, if you’d like. Dogs humping question: They’re making babies…grown-ups do that too, but only after college. (lol)
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July 17th, 2008 at 5:42 pm
Hehe. So, what did you say? Or did you change the subject? lol
July 17th, 2008 at 5:48 pm
Ah the little joys of parenthood (and of volunteering at preschool)! I enjoyed it all and will be chuckling a while as I feel grateful that Molly can’t ask such questions (if her little doggie brain even thinks of such things). I’ve got a T-13 to ‘take you away’ at Small Reflections and a bit of ‘bling’ at Sacred Ruminations for you. Hopefully either and/or both might help?
Hugs and blessings,
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July 17th, 2008 at 6:07 pm
Embrace the questions LOL
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July 17th, 2008 at 6:26 pm
please move to my ‘hood and be my BFF.
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July 17th, 2008 at 6:30 pm
lol @ ‘big girl diapers’.
Those questions are all so funny…to me, of course, since I don’t have to answer them.
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July 17th, 2008 at 6:34 pm
Hey everyone! So sorry I’ve been absent here in responding to your comments. My head feels like it’s wedged between 2 cement blocks
Thank you so much for stopping by to read my dribble today. I promise to come visit you soon!
July 17th, 2008 at 6:57 pm
“Where pork come from?”
Heaven, particularly if it is in the form of bacon.
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July 17th, 2008 at 7:12 pm
Some of those aren’t easy to answer for me, and I’m 33.
Sorry you’re not feeling well.
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July 17th, 2008 at 7:24 pm
I torture my husband with these scenarios all the time and am greeted by uuuhhs, and blank stares. SO not looking forward to the days of, “but why can’t I have my belly pierced” (no offense to those who are into this), or “everyone else’s mom lets them wear mini skirts 2 sizes too small, why can’t I?” And I promise, I’m only 32, but yet I act like I’m 82….
And bravo on the field trip. You’re a brave, and I’m sure exhausted, soul….
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July 17th, 2008 at 7:31 pm
A Preschool trip will drain the brain. You are never ready for these questions, never … trust me.
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July 17th, 2008 at 7:36 pm
You were pretty brave to chaperone the field trip…was that the product of your volunteering spirit? I love how you write out the questions exactly asks them…that is just so adorable. I love the one about big girl diapers!!! Hilarious!
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July 17th, 2008 at 8:46 pm
I tell my 6 (almost 7) year old daughter “no kissing” …especially after she told me she has a boyfriend. The last school trip I chaperoned was for my first grader’s visit to the farm. It was cold and rainy and NOT fun. Kudos to you for chaperoning a pre-school trip.
July 17th, 2008 at 8:52 pm
I actually would love to hear you TRY to answer some of these. That pic, the slightly tilted head and “I’m waiting for your answer” expression is absolutely perfect.
BTW, I think I’d avoid ever telling her about the pork. And the “dancing” and “hugging” dogs.
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July 17th, 2008 at 9:23 pm
My princeses calls dogs humping “leaping”. Works for me!
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July 17th, 2008 at 10:15 pm
I just get the never ending “Why”!?!
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July 17th, 2008 at 10:47 pm
If you aren’t qualified, I am definitely not qualified! Let me know when you have some answers, i am totally copying them!
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July 17th, 2008 at 10:48 pm
Awww…that is just the most adorable post! Love all of the questions. My son (who is almost 7) and I are discussing evolution vs God, and life and death currently. The questions can be exhausting but magical
July 17th, 2008 at 11:22 pm
Most of those questions haven’t come up with Jake yet. No boobie questions because I’m a 32 NA. And he calls maxi pads Chi-Chi pads because our dearly departed chihuahua use to have to wear a doggy diaper. I think your list was great this week!
Hope to read about the field trip tomorrow!!! Hope your head feels better!
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July 18th, 2008 at 12:05 am
Great post! Kids do say the darnest things don`t they?? I had a hard time explaining why mommy is not “as anatomically correct” as they are… I`m sure book have been published on the subject, but who has time to read??
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July 18th, 2008 at 1:23 am
There’s nothing better than those questions. They’re soo sweet.
Poor squirrel. I know that feeling.
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July 18th, 2008 at 2:27 am
roo is 14 and i STILL don’t want to answer some of those questions!
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July 18th, 2008 at 3:49 am
One reason I don’t have kids? I don’t have to answer these questions
July 18th, 2008 at 4:06 am
Oh the joys of toddlers!
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July 18th, 2008 at 6:10 am
I love #1 because I can relate. My daughter asks when she will have “nibbles” like me, because obviously the boobs are not even worth mentioning.
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July 18th, 2008 at 6:32 am
You could be the new Art Linkletter! Except, of course, he’s a man and you’re not. YOU are a (gorgeous) girl. Then, of course, there’s the notion that you might have no idea who I’m talking about or what that reference means, in which case I’m gonna get my walker and toddle over to the kitchen and find my bottle of Geritol.
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July 18th, 2008 at 7:04 am
Oh I loved reading this Momisodes! Made me laugh and laugh and laugh.
But that is reality.
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July 18th, 2008 at 7:49 am
Those are some tough questions!!!
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July 18th, 2008 at 7:52 am
Seriously, kids need a guide book. Or least a Big Book of Answers. Where do they come up with these questions?
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July 18th, 2008 at 9:12 am
My daughter once told me that what she admired most about me was that I didn’t ‘freak out’ about things (like questions, confessions). I did a quick review in my head of all the times I fought not to yell, “YOU DID WHAT?” or let my eyes bug out or even say “Go ask your father.” My efforts at control must have been successful – I don’t know how. So, there are rewards for going through all the questions and confessions and other trials of motherhood.
For the headache you have all my sympathy. I find that a quiet, dark room is very helpful – if you can find one.
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July 18th, 2008 at 12:10 pm
Fantastic post Sandy! Don’t you just LOVE the things kids ask?!?! Have a wonderful day and weekend!!!
July 18th, 2008 at 2:39 pm
Funny post! In my house: What do lions eat? STEAK!
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July 18th, 2008 at 3:36 pm
if you can come up with all of those anticipated questions, you are MORE than qualified to be a great mommy!
July 18th, 2008 at 3:44 pm
Your post was hilarious Children say the darnest things, My little girl brought her daddy an opened tampon and asked him “what’s that?” he was speechless. Great post! Kim
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July 18th, 2008 at 6:33 pm
adorable
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July 19th, 2008 at 6:15 am
Hehe… these are funny! As adorable as your daughter is, I bet you squirm whenever she says “Mommy, I have a question.” hehe
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July 19th, 2008 at 6:48 am
I have the answer for the hotdog. Too told me. They are made of raccoon and boot.
So now you know.
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July 19th, 2008 at 8:47 am
so funny!
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July 20th, 2008 at 8:53 pm
Okay I fell on the floor on number one.. you are hysterical.. hahaha
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July 23rd, 2008 at 1:16 pm