If I sang, will this be over?
If one more person asks me if I am still pregnant…
I’m going to cry.
Or polish off a quart of Breyers mint chocolate chip ice cream.
Every time I’m asked.
Anyway, the past couple of days have been a bit rough.
I went from having contractions every 10-15 minutes, to every 5 minutes. Many of them quite strong and painful. This has happened everyday since Friday, lasting for a few hours on and off.
By the end of each day I feel like I’ve run a marathon because of the constant contractions and breathlessness.
This is definitely not how things unfolded with Babisodes four years ago. With her, I had mild contractions for a few days, my water broke, and once I couldn’t bear the pain any longer, we swung by Panda Express on the way to the hospital so I could grab a bite to eat (since I knew they wouldn’t feed me until after she was born).
This time around, my body wants me to suffer.
I finally called my doctor today to get myself checked out, and I am a whopping two centimeters dilated.
If you are unfamiliar with the stages of labor, 2 cm’s is not a big deal. At least not for the activity that I’ve had recently. Most hospitals admit woman when they are about 4 cm’s or if their water has broken. A baby is delivered at 10 cm’s.
By this time during my last pregnancy, I had already been 3 cm’s for over a week (with little to no pain), and it took another week and a half before my daughter was born.
If this kid wants to cook inside for another week or so, fine.
But enough with the bluffing already.








OH.. Poor Sandy!!! UGH.
You look wonderful, though.
Poor baby. You have my prayers and love and can’t wait to see the new bebe
March 9th, 2010 at 9:58 pm
So close! Infantisodes! Be nice to Mommy!
Jameil´s last blog ..Monday Mindspacing Vol. 39
March 9th, 2010 at 10:01 pm
Common baby, give your mommy a break and get it done!
March 9th, 2010 at 10:08 pm
Hang in there Sandy. It will happen soon.
Tim´s last blog ..Where Rainbows Come From featured on I Am the Trend TV Tonight
March 9th, 2010 at 10:13 pm
It’s almost time. I’m so excited for you.
Maria @ Conversations with Moms´s last blog ..The Cruise and the Plan
March 9th, 2010 at 10:19 pm
Hang in there! I know it’s no fun, but soon you’ll be holding that precious little bundle and hopefully being waited on by others!
Hugs,
Genny
Genny´s last blog ..Miniature houses made out of popsicle sticks…
March 9th, 2010 at 10:28 pm
Hang in there! And go with the ice cream instead of tears!
Jenners´s last blog ..Post-It Note Tuesday: Body Pain and A Note to Seinfeld
March 9th, 2010 at 10:30 pm
You poor thing!!! My pregnancies have all been like that toward the end too…NOT fun!
I hope she decided to come soon!

Muthering Heights´s last blog ..The Epitome Of Glamor
March 9th, 2010 at 10:51 pm
Good luck! Hope everything goes well.
Asianmommy´s last blog ..Panda USB Flash Drive
March 9th, 2010 at 11:03 pm
Mint chocolate chip ice cream sounds like a great remedy, but hopefully you’ll be out of pain and holding that sweet baby soon! Absolutely gorgeous photo.
jenny´s last blog ..WW – it’s a miracle!
March 9th, 2010 at 11:05 pm
Oh, the last few weeks are torture! Hang in there and before you know it you’ll be snuggling that baby and it will ALL be worth it.
You still look better than I EVER did at 20 weeks. Rude.
Cecily R´s last blog ..3-6-5 and Week 10
March 9th, 2010 at 11:06 pm
Braxton Hicks is a jerk… go for the ice cream.
Tara R.´s last blog ..Those March days
March 9th, 2010 at 11:22 pm
Oh that is brutal! Doesn’t this kid realize that there is competition for the title of your favorite child!
Lauren´s last blog ..Happy 3rd Birthday!
March 9th, 2010 at 11:22 pm
You look like you’re about to pop! Hang in there.. I had tons of contractions for both babies, but they still didn’t come out until they were good and ready.
Angela at mommy bytes´s last blog ..WW – Tie Bosses to Walls
March 9th, 2010 at 11:23 pm
She’ll be here before you know it, my friend.
This is so exciting!
Alicia´s last blog ..I HEART FACES-"JUMP FOR JOY"
March 9th, 2010 at 11:33 pm
Awww…hang in there. The bright side is you look GREAT!!!
Mama in Suburbia´s last blog ..Next thing you know, he’ll be off to college…
March 9th, 2010 at 11:35 pm
Sorry you are not feeling so good.
But you do look fabulous AND go ahead and have that ice cream!!!
Marie´s last blog ..You Too Can Have a Boring Life!
March 10th, 2010 at 12:01 am
So close. And, I can’t believe people ask you that…you look like I did at like 30 weeks! Hope the second edition figures out what to do and gets the show on the road.
Krystyn´s last blog ..Mommy and Me Monday-The 3rd Edition
March 10th, 2010 at 12:17 am
She’s coming any day now, I can feel it. She just wants to be different from big sis.
Keep your chin up, sweet Sandy.
March 10th, 2010 at 1:03 am
Hang in there girl. I’m sorry it’s so taxing on you. Those last few weeks are just hard. I know. Hope the contractions slow down or baby comes, one or the other!

Elaine´s last blog ..Happy {Laundry} List
March 10th, 2010 at 1:08 am
Oh I’d go for the Mint Chocolate Chip Ice Cream…for sure!
You look amazing though! Not long now…hang in there!
Erin´s last blog ..Spring is busting out all over….
March 10th, 2010 at 1:57 am
I delivered my baby WITHOUT contractions. Well, maybe the last hour or so, but that was it. I wish every mommy could be so lucky as I was!
Jientje´s last blog ..Ruby Tuesday, Great Balls of Fire
March 10th, 2010 at 2:46 am
Ouch


I don’t even want to imagine the pain
Wishing you guys all the Best!
Nicole´s last blog ..Young Bedouin Saleswomen
March 10th, 2010 at 4:18 am
Almost now… can’t wait to see Babisodes 2.0’s first photo!
ceemee´s last blog ..100th Post Giveaways
March 10th, 2010 at 7:03 am
Somebody has a mind of his/her own! I just know that you’ll be posting baby pics very soon….I can feel it!
March 10th, 2010 at 7:18 am
Ok, little one….on with the show!!!
blueviolet´s last blog ..Grease is the Word – W/W
March 10th, 2010 at 8:33 am
k, here is the perfect solution and the doing of it is nice too.
My sister had a full body massage and went from nada to nine in a few hours. My wife went into labor about 12 hours after she had one as well.
So have Dadisodes spring for an in house massage and pack your bags

M@´s last blog ..Death At A Funeral movie
March 10th, 2010 at 10:01 am
So sorry. Sounds like she’ll be a tough kid!
Get lots of rest and relaxation!
March 10th, 2010 at 10:27 am
I know — it’s the most annoying part of the end of your pregnancy people asking if you’ve had that baby yet! She’ll be here soon enough.
Now, I’m off to get some mint choc chip ice cream — my favourite! =P
If I Could Escape´s last blog ..The REAL Housewives take on the Oscars …
March 10th, 2010 at 10:33 am
Aww honey, sounds like you’re going through the hell that is sloooow labour. I had it with Max for almost 5 weeks. Good news is that when he was induced, the second my waters broke i went properly into labour and had him within 3 hours!
*huge hugs* I’m sending you some cyber ice cream… xxx
Marylin´s last blog ..Bloody Government Benefits…
March 10th, 2010 at 11:34 am
I’m so sorry! I’ll definitely be saying some “get off the fence, baby!” prayers for you.
Also, I still think you look lovely.

MBonn´s last blog ..This is not a post for Ali Martell
March 10th, 2010 at 11:50 am
Early morning sex. Works every time.
lceel´s last blog ..Wordless Wednesday – Preview
March 10th, 2010 at 11:59 am
Are you STILL pregnant? *wink* Enjoy your ice cream!
This is the worst part of the whole deal I think, and the second one is always more difficult than the first it seems. Perhaps its just because a bar has been set.
Hang in there, not much longer to go.

Hockeyman´s last blog ..I’m back….for now and other random bits
March 10th, 2010 at 2:07 pm
Look at you! You have POPPED! The last few weeks are the worst. I walked around for weeks at 4cm with both my girls. UGH! I feel ya.
Put some Lucky Charms on that ice cream and all will be better.

Run DMT´s last blog ..A Suessical Moment
March 10th, 2010 at 2:10 pm
Here’s the good news–she’s cooked, so no matter what happens now, she’ll be fine.
Not one of mine decided to come out on their own. Since we still don’t know what actually starts labor, we don’t know why.
Hopefully, yours will.
The Mother´s last blog ..Sensitive or Capable?
March 10th, 2010 at 2:39 pm
I hated when people would ask me if I was still pregnant!!!
Michelle @ one crafty mama´s last blog ..WW – Goodbye and Good Riddance!
March 10th, 2010 at 2:43 pm
aargh! doesn’t seem fair to have all those contractions only to be 2 cm. such a tease
. hopefully, things will get moving for you soon!
prasti´s last blog ..top ten tuesday
March 10th, 2010 at 2:45 pm
I feel your pain…I never would dilate despite constant contractions! Hope things start moving along for you!
Emily´s last blog ..It’s currently 11:55 a.m.
March 10th, 2010 at 3:08 pm
Go ahead and eat that ice cream, you deserve it. Maybe add a few Girl Scout cookies on top?
You look great! I always thought that people saying “you’re still pregnant” was so rude. Yes, I’m obviously still pregnant, why are you asking?
Allison´s last blog ..Flax Seed Bread, Whole Wheat and Wheat Germ Bread
March 10th, 2010 at 3:36 pm
Awwww! You looks soooooo beautiful! Can’t believe that your little one will be arriving soon!

C´s last blog ..Conversations With Moms: Part Deux
March 10th, 2010 at 3:37 pm
Ooops! I meant to say “look” and not “looks”! lol
C´s last blog ..Conversations With Moms: Part Deux
March 10th, 2010 at 3:38 pm
OH your getting so close SO Very close. Excited for you maybe next week your’ll be sharing pic’s of baby. Take it easy rest and get ready HOPE those contractions are doing some work and getting you ready for delivery
March 10th, 2010 at 4:56 pm
HUGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And you are the only one I know who is pregnant with a girl right now (seems to be a season of boys) so I can’t WAIT to see her beautiful little face!!!!!!!!!!!!
March 10th, 2010 at 6:00 pm
She’s coming…hang in there. Meanwhile, enjoy some ice cream.
Joyce-Anne´s last blog ..Nothing good to report
March 10th, 2010 at 6:09 pm
Do you know what’s awesome? Dreyers Girl Scout ice cream. The Tagalong (chocolate peanut butter cookies in case it’s a different name on the East Coast) is ridiculously good. Ok it’s not going to make up for all the lame false labor you’ve been having but…
I had a ton of Braxton Hicks last week and this week, not so much. Somehow I’m at 2cm with nothing much going on. I told my doctor I’m sure I’d see her next week at our normal appt. I have a feeling this one is sticking for the long haul too.
Rest up while you can… ; )
skiplovey´s last blog ..Is it in poor taste to flaunt a bathroom?
March 10th, 2010 at 6:29 pm
you poor thing! hang in there! btw, i love your baby belly. you look amazing!!
March 10th, 2010 at 9:06 pm
“I finally called my doctor today to get myself checked out, and I am a whopping two centimeters dilated.”
Whoever your doctor is that can do over the phone dilation checks…I totally want in on that action.
It would seem that logically that couldn’t happen, since I live in Birmingham and you live in Boston. But if he can do over the phone dilation, maybe he can do over the phone delivery too?
It’s that long pap smear stick that would be the worst, though.
I hope she decides to come soon! I remember waking up EVERY MORNING prayyyyying that Ali would be born that day. Those last few weeks seem like decades….
Rachel @ Grasping for Objectivity´s last blog ..The War On Embarrassment.
March 10th, 2010 at 9:28 pm
Oh you’re so close Sandy- hang it there! The only thing cuter than that belly bump will be the little one that makes it disappear – I am so excited!!!
Karen MEG´s last blog ..Wordless and wishing …
March 10th, 2010 at 9:48 pm
Yay Sandy! So excited for you!
“We’re gonna have a ba-by…
We’re gonna have a ba-by…” (limbo dance for you — well, as good as I can manage it at 20mos preggers!)
Can’t wait to hear the update. Hang in there, I’m praying for a healthy delivery
March 10th, 2010 at 9:49 pm
Good luck! Yay for you – so close, so close! Thinking happy, wonderful thought for you and your expanding family. Sending hugs and sunshine, too!
Jane´s last blog ..Yes, The Winner For Best Director Has A Vajayjay. Can We Please Move On?
March 10th, 2010 at 9:58 pm
http://jingleyanqiu.wordpress.com/2010/03/10/i-want-my-old-friends-back-awards/
smile and be cool,
it seems like you are having your baby within a week.
Good luck!
two loving awards for you.
Jingle´s last blog ..It Rained Awards (Special Award From William and Viola)
March 10th, 2010 at 9:59 pm
Sorry it’s so uncomfortable for you.
As always – you are beautiful!
Lisa Rae @ smacksy´s last blog ..The Master Plan
March 10th, 2010 at 10:00 pm
Yikes! That really stinks, although I am glad the baby is cooking longer. Prolonged labor can’t be fun. (I never actually went into labor with any of my babies, so I wouldn’t know a labor pain if it smacked me in the mouth.)
Carrie´s last blog ..A fun spring day with my boys
March 10th, 2010 at 10:46 pm
You are the cutest pregnant mama ever!!
SOOOO close to that due date….hang in there!!
Kelly´s last blog ..you’re doing it wrong!
March 10th, 2010 at 11:24 pm
It always takes longer when you’re so close to the finish line. I’ll be wishing a few more centimeters for you

Kim´s last blog ..I’m A Survivor
March 11th, 2010 at 12:59 am
You are just beautiful and perfect !
Stéphanie´s last blog ..Living room
March 11th, 2010 at 7:32 am
I can’t say that I understand what you’re going through, because my kids were induced early due to high blood pressure, but I know you’re tired and over it. I hope your little one decides to be nice to Mama and comes soon. Crossing my fingers, hon!
Coal Miner’s Granddaughter´s last blog ..Dairy Queens
March 11th, 2010 at 9:37 am
You poor thing! Hang in there as best as you can….these contractions mean something and that is that the baby is working her way out!
Lisa @ Boondock Ramblings´s last blog ..She’s fat, she’s smelly, but. . . she takes a good picture
March 11th, 2010 at 9:55 am
As a not yet pregnant girl, I can only think of mom’s stories of her making my father drive her around on bumpy roads to try and get my sister out. I don’t think it worked, but it made for fun dinner table conversations.
Good luck!
TracyU´s last blog ..El Ojo Del Tigre
March 11th, 2010 at 2:25 pm
I guess it’s a good thing I didn’t ask when that baby was coming.
You look so beautiful!
March 11th, 2010 at 2:54 pm
Hang in there!!! I will be thinking about you and singing along with you.

Amy @ The Q Family´s last blog ..Los Angeles With Kids: Best Museums for the young, inquisitive minds
March 11th, 2010 at 3:13 pm
Eep! That does sound rough. 2cm is not enough, but at least it’s a start.
Probably not very heartening so I’d be digging into the ice cream right about now too.
killlashandra´s last blog ..Teeth
March 11th, 2010 at 5:47 pm
That is the cutest baby belly ever!
Elaine B.´s last blog ..Peacock Royale Wedding Invitations, Stamps, RSVP and Stickers
March 12th, 2010 at 6:53 pm
I’m tempted to jump to the most recent post, but am trying to catch up ‘in order’ … just because. Guess all pregnancies are different.
Hugs and blessings,
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March 20th, 2010 at 10:12 pm