I’ll come up with a title later
There is something to be said about procrastination.
At least for me there is, because I can take it to a whole different level.
Forget putting something off until the last minute. I’m talking about putting something off until it’s too late, all the while tackling everything else instead of doing what should be done.
In college, it was blatantly clear when I had an important paper due. I would to spend hours cleaning and organizing my dorm before actually writing the first line of a 20-page paper…usually due the next day.
Or tonight, rather than writing this post, I spent the past hour on Picnik editing the headshot in the upper righthand corner of this page.
Then while tinkering in the back-end, I also decided to pull down the BlogHer ad from my sidebar (I have my reasons that I will not go into here. But if you’re dying to know, shoot me a message and I will gladly share).
I will do just about anything to subconsciously distract me from starting something I actually need to get done.
Even right now, nearly 200 words into this entry, I am still sidestepping the actual point of this post.
In a nutshell, operation keep-busy-as-hell-procrastinating has set in BIG TIME.
What? You figured that out already?
Well, what you did not know is that the reason for this recent wave of preoccupied procrastination, is that I have started having contractions.
Do you know what a 32-week pregnant woman is not supposed to have?
That’s right. It is way too soon to be having contractions.
Not the wussy, my-tummy-is-tightening kind of contractions (a.k.a. Braxton Hicks). No. As of late last week, my uterus has been trying to squeeze this watermelon size fetus through a dime-sized opening sporadically throughout the day.
Mother nature is not a kind woman.
So of course I have been in and out of my doctor’s office, where various strangers have shoved half their arm up my va-jay-jay to poke around.
In fact, Mother nature can be kind of a bitch.
As of today, my cervix is still closed.
However, I cannot say that I am too surprised by all of this since I began premature labor with Babisodes at 25 weeks.
Anyhow, one would think that this alarming nudge in my final trimester would send me scrambling to finally get things ready for the baby. Who knows! Maybe even give it a name or something.
One would think.
Nope. Instead I’ve been doing everything else.
Things such as moving Babisodes and all of her belongings into a larger bedroom.
Or sewing dolls for her and her friend’s birthday this week.
Black Apple doll pattern can be found here. That’s right. It actually links to Martha Stewart, and I made something featured on her site. The level of distraction is serious.
And rather than focusing on the now empty room upstairs known as the “nursery,” today I figured I’d skip all that and start preparing an overnight bag for the hospital.
Just in case.
I think I’m making great progress.
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* Several people have emailed me asking what I use to edit my photos or to watermark them with. I am a devoted Picnik.com user since they offer wonderful, easy, and free services. However, for ONE DAY ONLY (starting Feb. 3 at 9 am PT and ending Thursday Feb. 4 at 9 am PT), in lieu of 1 billion photos being edited on their site, Picnik is opening up their Premium suite of features for FREE!!! I actually upgraded to their Premium suite last year and loved it, but sadly my subscription has run out. Give it a shot while it’s free!
That is a lovely doll, Sandy!
Yeah, I hear you in the procrastination department.
You think the baby is quite excited to see her mommy.
Good luck with the preps!
ceemee´s last blog ..The Dream Dollhouse For Me
February 2nd, 2010 at 11:53 pm
At least you have packed the important stuff in your hospital bag! lol!
Lauren´s last blog ..Lumberjack Love
February 3rd, 2010 at 12:10 am
That should be all you need in your suitcase. You can send Dadisodes out for what you need once you’re there. Hang in there, my sweet girl.
lceel´s last blog ..Tuesday Tale – Challenge – Butterfly Circus
February 3rd, 2010 at 12:26 am
Thats the cutest procrastination I’ve ever seen! And as far as the hospital bag, I mean what else do you need really? I hope your contractions chill out and that mother nature stops being such a bitch. And I wasn’t curious until you mentioned I might be dying to know and then, go figure, I was dying to know
That’s okay though, my attention span is quite frequently blown away by that of goldfish so I doubt it will bother me for very long. 
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February 3rd, 2010 at 12:27 am
We all know that candy bar came out of the suitcase right after you put it in! So get back to packing! Lol. That doll is too cute! Stay in there Fetusosides! Not time to become Infantisodes/Little Oneisodes?/Youngisodes?, yet! Lolol
Jameil´s last blog ..My Boyfriend Hates Me
February 3rd, 2010 at 12:31 am
That baby is just too excited to meet her mama! Sending some procrastination vibes to babe 2.0!
That doll is just the bees knees! As always, super impressed!
Carabee´s last blog ..Running Man*
February 3rd, 2010 at 12:45 am
I love how you’ve started “packing!!” You crack me up.
And message to baby: chill out a little longer little one!
Elaine´s last blog ..WW – It’s LIke He’s Growing Up or Something
February 3rd, 2010 at 12:46 am
Oh goodness…had not read this post when I sent you the last email about starting over with a brand new little one. I sent that with the idea that you have weeks left to ponder the new life and the new little person. Praying you still have weeks left.
Amazing little doll!
Marie´s last blog ..Gotta Know When…
February 3rd, 2010 at 1:08 am
Well, thank goodness you haven’t started dialating yet! Hopefully the baby will stay put for at least a few more weeks. I love how you made sure to include the provisions with your suitcase! Cute doll too!
Jeanne´s last blog ..I Had A Dream
February 3rd, 2010 at 1:09 am
That is my kind of packing!! And that doll is one adorable ball of distraction!! I am impressed!
Cecily R´s last blog ..Wordful Wednesday and 365 Week 5
February 3rd, 2010 at 1:27 am
Oh, and PS I really hope all stays well and IN. For a few more weeks, anyway.
Cecily R´s last blog ..Wordful Wednesday and 365 Week 5
February 3rd, 2010 at 1:27 am
LOL..that is too funny about the bag!!
And great job on the doll! It looks awesome, Sandy!!!!
Alicia´s last blog ..WORDFUL WEDNESDAY
February 3rd, 2010 at 1:47 am
This may be my favorite post title EVER! I call myself the Queen of Procrastination, but I’ll gladly share that title with you.
I’m dying to know about the BlogHer ads……
and I hope the baby stays warm & cozy inside for a while longer!
February 3rd, 2010 at 2:31 am
Looks like you are all set…you might want to pack another one just in case labor drags on! But I’ll hope baby stays put!
Erin´s last blog ..Peek-a-boo, I see you
February 3rd, 2010 at 2:49 am
Uih, I’ll keep my fingers crossed for you.
!!
And well, as long as the Baby has a bed, I doubt it will care about the rest of the room for a while
The name, well, I bet you’ll find one soon enough.
And that doll?
Adorable
Nicole´s last blog ..The Lighthouse
February 3rd, 2010 at 3:28 am
Somehow, I think you need another 5 weeks under your belt. Good luck!
Veronica´s last blog ..New Theme
February 3rd, 2010 at 5:32 am
Eeek! Hope all’s well sweety.
I used to do the exact same when I had assignments due – the place would be completely cleaned/tidied my entire room (or house, when I was in my 3rd year!) before I could get started on anything else! lol
Marylin´s last blog ..Somebody…
February 3rd, 2010 at 6:27 am
lovely doll!!
smart idea about what to pack
Jen´s last blog ..Phenomenal Woman
February 3rd, 2010 at 8:47 am
lol! i did the same exact thing in college when it came to writing papers (my little sis’ does the same thing too). it’s not really procrastinating when you’re still being productive, right?
side note: i also love using picnik for photo editing…they offer a lot for even the free portion. thanks for the tip on free premium suite.
prasti´s last blog ..wordless wednesday::new family portrait
February 3rd, 2010 at 10:26 am
AHH! Procrastination! My fave disease. Well don`t feel bad. I remodeled my whole office rather than work. There is a hellish mess behind me. Help!!!
Elaine B.´s last blog ..Featured on VioletPosy
February 3rd, 2010 at 10:41 am
I have a son who is a world-class procrastinator. He’s amazing.
On a related note, have you seen this video? This is my son. Actually, all of my sons. I didn’t know they worked for College Humor. Hmm.
http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1928536
The Mother´s last blog ..The Law of Time
February 3rd, 2010 at 11:03 am
That really is my kind of packing and my kind of candy bar…
I hope the little one stays “IN” for now.
Joyce-Anne´s last blog ..That Damn Tree
February 3rd, 2010 at 11:22 am
The suitcase says it all… I went into premature labor too. Had my daughter at 32 weeks it can be overwhelming and that is what I think you are feeling now…it is all normal! You just have a lot going on. But you do have your bases covered with packing the overnight bag. Don’t put so much stress on yourself it WILL all work out. Even if you have the baby in a bassinet and put the nursery together after wards…Easy does it. You need to REDUCE your stress it is NOT good for YOU or the BABY.
alyssa´s last blog ..Rumor Has It The Pioneer Woman May Have Competition
February 3rd, 2010 at 11:30 am
At least you already know what you need in your bag.
Also what a cute doll you are making.
Amy @ The Q Family´s last blog ..San Diego With Kids – Wild Animal Park
February 3rd, 2010 at 11:33 am
The photo of your well-packed suitcase made me grin! If it makes you feel any better, your procrastination-related activities far exceed my highest level of productivity!
Emily´s last blog ..Becky’s Logic
February 3rd, 2010 at 11:53 am
Looks like you’ve packed the most essential item.
Love the doll too! I’m so impressed. Try to take it easy by procrastinating as much as possible. I think you have a pretty good excuse. As for me, I should really be doing laundry right now.
February 3rd, 2010 at 12:00 pm
It seems like you’re doing the things that need to be done
Is Babisodes ready to be a big sister?
Sara´s last blog ..Remembering the Multi-Vitamin
February 3rd, 2010 at 12:09 pm
I went through preterm labor and bedrest with all of my kids so I understand exactly what you are going through. Hang in there. Everything will be alright. Just take it easy and rest as much as possible. I’ll keep you and your baby in my prayers.
February 3rd, 2010 at 12:56 pm
Love your picture & your little doll. Hope things calm down for you soon.
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February 3rd, 2010 at 1:21 pm
Well I’d say the time was well spent…I like your picture with the heart around it! Also, I should probably wait and just read your posts at home because that packed suitcase picture made me laugh out loud and my coworkers think I’m crazy now.
You are a woman with goals and how else do you expect Babisodes the 2nd to come out saying “snickers”?
February 3rd, 2010 at 1:43 pm
I love Picnik too. That doll is adorable. Hope the contractions ease up.
Secret Mom Thoughts´s last blog ..WW: Cosby like Sweater
February 3rd, 2010 at 2:47 pm
Oh my goodness Sandy, I am praying for you NOW. Please take it easy and don’t go moving Babisodes or her belongings anywhere while you’re having these contractions!!! All you need is diapers and a bassinett, oh and some boobs, the rest can wait!
And aren’t you supposed to be laying back eating that 3 Musketeers???
Take it easy and try to relax before the big day –hopefully a ways away!!!
Hugs
February 3rd, 2010 at 3:29 pm
We picked out the name for my first baby at least a month in advance. The second one was decided 2 days after he was born when my husband shrugged at one of my suggestions.
All that talk about contractions and people doing things to your ya ya made me a little afraid to scroll down and see the picture!
Cookie´s last blog ..Not Me
February 3rd, 2010 at 3:52 pm
Hey, at least you have your suitcase out. That counts for something, doesn’t it?
Allison´s last blog ..Pomegranate BBQ Sauce (Featuring POM Wonderful)
February 3rd, 2010 at 3:55 pm
Well, you have packed the most important stuff!
I’m a procrastinator too, so I can so sympathize with you. I’m sorry to hear you’re having contractions. I hope they stop or at least don’t do anything yet.
And, actually, since I’m nosy like that, I am kind of interested in your beef with BlogHer.
Emily´s last blog ..Sick
February 3rd, 2010 at 4:09 pm
Well, the nursery can wait. You probably shouldn’t be doing too much anyway. So, go sit down and eat that candy bar!
Prayers for you and baby!
Kat´s last blog ..WW- Meeting Our New Neighbors
February 3rd, 2010 at 4:35 pm
Contractions not good, however the arm shoving thing do leaves little to the imagination. LMAO Maybe my memories are too fresh.
Good luck with the waiting, although I think I’d be packing more than just 1 candy bar. Cheetos were my down fall truly and completely.
killlashandra´s last blog ..Places I Love
February 3rd, 2010 at 4:45 pm
I heart Picnik too — isn’t it fab?
Glad to see you got the all important snack packed!! LOL
Karen@ If I Could Escape´s last blog ..Flag football …
February 3rd, 2010 at 4:46 pm
Glad you’re not “open for business” yet
In other news, I am so with you on the procrastination thing. Maybe Babisodes 2.0 will just come out looking like a certain name you wanted? 
Heather´s last blog ..Closure
February 3rd, 2010 at 5:04 pm
Man, you are singing my procrastination song. So much to do and only 24 weeks to do it!
I hope Babisodes #2 stays cooking in there just a little longer for you.
BTW…That polka dot doll is precious. I didn’t know you were quite the Martha.
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February 3rd, 2010 at 5:32 pm
I am not a procrastinator, but I totally was when it came to getting ready for a baby. Don’t know why – I’m like an anti-nester.
Sorry about the contractions, but at least you’re a LOT further along than last time!! At this point, baby no-name is quite okay to come out if she needs to (my nephew came at 32 and was/is great) – and although I know you don’t really WANT her to, hopefully there’s some comfort in that!
Rachel @ Grasping for Objectivity´s last blog ..If You See Me Stopping Exceedingly, This is Why.
February 3rd, 2010 at 5:45 pm
I am the antithesis to a procrastinator. I tend to do things at least 6 weeks before they need to be done. Although I have to say this last pregnancy I was so not preparing before the event… I think I remained in denial until the instant he was born.
Please keep us posted on the contractions. Are they going to give you anything to try to stop them?? (I nothing about preterm labor, so I may be talking total nonsense.)
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February 3rd, 2010 at 9:38 pm
Yikers … I hope that baby stays in there a bit longer.
At least you are ready for the hospital though.
And that photo of you is adorable … time well spent.
And you can make dolls???? Is there nothing you can’t do.
And I, for one, am curious about the BlogHer thing. I’m nosy like that.
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February 3rd, 2010 at 9:45 pm
Haha, I love your suitcase. Perfect packing job. Done! Maybe grab some slippers or thick comfy socks. There’s a visual for you!
Hockeyman´s last blog ..Music’s Big Night
February 3rd, 2010 at 9:47 pm
It’s a simple case of The Three P’s: Procrastinate, Panic, Perform!
I live by this.
xoxo
Lisa Rae @ smacksy´s last blog ..A Mystery
February 3rd, 2010 at 11:30 pm
Just stumbled onto your blog…. just wanted to say …… you packed what every girl needs, a little chocolate.
Denise@TogetherWeSave´s last blog ..New Photo Offers
February 3rd, 2010 at 11:30 pm
I love the doll. You may be procrastinating, but your little one wants OUT!!! Hang in there!!! Just one 3 Musketeers???
Mama in Suburbia´s last blog ..Need drugs, need sleep
February 4th, 2010 at 12:13 am
Deep breaths Sandy! Hang in there!
Melissa´s last blog ..Look Ma! No Hands!
February 4th, 2010 at 12:38 am
Oh how a chocolate bar can do wonders. Anyway, good to be prepared. Talk to the baby and tell it to stay put a little longer…..
katcarneo´s last blog ..It’s February, Y’All! (And Yes, This Post Contains the Word Love)
February 4th, 2010 at 1:52 am
What a lovely doll ! So sweet!
February 4th, 2010 at 4:12 am
Hold on baby!
And I was going to comment that I just LOOOOVED your new pic on the right! Sweet!
sheila´s last blog ..Conversation with my college kid.
February 4th, 2010 at 9:26 am
Forget getting ready, cross your legs and rest!
I hope everything goes well for you, and yes, I completely understand the procrastination thing ( I wasn’t the only one with a super clean house during finals?).
And thanks so much for the heads up about PIcnik! I’ve gone before, but when I was distracted. Today I’ve already spent waaaay too long after following your link (if my family starves, it could be your fault)
Thank you and good luck with that anxious baby!
ImBeingHeldHostage´s last blog ..The Love Month
February 4th, 2010 at 11:05 am
That doll is so adorable and the essentials in your over night bag…..perfect! Hopefully the contractions calm down.
I had to laugh at your comment about being focused on the foot loops. I think I took that shot around the same time you mentioned something about eating foot loops on your blog. Thought that was kind of funny.
Michelle @ one crafty mama´s last blog ..WW – One down, Eleven to go!
February 4th, 2010 at 12:54 pm
Hang in there, and don’t worry too much. You’ll be fine, everything that is important is already there. A warm heart and a loving family. Just take it easy. All the rest is not important.
Jientje´s last blog ..Windows and Doors, a Winter Display …
February 4th, 2010 at 3:31 pm
I’m impressed, too. A Martha Stewart project — I’d never dare! Sounds like you’re trying to slow things down in hopes the baby will slow down. At least it’s 32 weeks instead of 25….
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February 4th, 2010 at 4:38 pm
Wow are we a lot alike! I am the worst when it comes to procrastination. In fact, I am supposed to be getting ready to walk out the door for surgery and instead I’m catching up on blogs. Eh, I’ll scramble in a minute.
You’re almost to the end, the baby name will come and so will everything else. For now, just relax!
Karin aka perpstu´s last blog ..Dr. Nose Fixer to the Blog, STAT!
February 4th, 2010 at 5:22 pm
you sew, take beautiful pics, and write so eloquently – is there anything you can’t do momisodes?!
taraneh´s last blog ..You Talkin’ To Me?
February 4th, 2010 at 6:30 pm
You definitely have everything you need for that hospital trip! A bar of chocolate will go a LOOOONG way!
The doll is super cute!
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February 4th, 2010 at 7:46 pm
I agree! The chocolate is really all you need
Well, maybe an outfit for the baby would be useful…
Sounds like you and I have something in common. I am procrastinating big time and instead of studying for a geology test I am reading your blog
missy´s last blog ..Computer woes…
February 4th, 2010 at 8:50 pm
HAHAHAHAHAHA! Oh man. Busted out loud at the picture of the chocolate bar….then am interestingly amused at the fact that you made that gorgeous doll! How come I’m only recently finding out that you sew as well? You are that much more of a Rock Star to me!
February 4th, 2010 at 11:52 pm
The picture of the suitcase left me laughing for a long time.
I love the doll! Congrats on making something featured on Martha’s site.
Thanks for the tip about Picnik.
Maria @ Conversations with Moms´s last blog ..Friday Frustrations: The Wait for Nothing
February 5th, 2010 at 8:20 am
What’s wrong with the packing…looks good to me;)
Nap Warden´s last blog ..Not MIA
February 5th, 2010 at 2:03 pm
U R Cool,
everything is going to be okay,
God bless U!
loved the beauty and wit in your post all the way…
jingle´s last blog ..Super Bowl Haiku
February 5th, 2010 at 3:27 pm
Wow, Sandy! You have been crazy busy! That doll is amazing!!! I wish I were even half as “crafty” (the good kind of crafty) as you!
The packing looks great to me!!!
Really, how much more do you need? J/K. I had no idea (or maybe I forgot!) that you went through preterm labor at 25 wks with Babisodes. That’s about when I did with Little One as well. I was dilated at 24 wks and she was born at 28 wks. Crazy!
Anyway, I just love, love, love all your posts. You are so brilliant, funny and beautiful! xo
C´s last blog ..Hyper Parents & Coddled Kids
February 5th, 2010 at 5:54 pm
Oh my gosh … who knew we were sisters separated at birth when it comes to procrastination??? When in school, I did the same thing when papers were due … often getting up early in the morning to get it completed to hand in (almost always on time). I still do the same thing with Tax Paperwork and other deadlines. In fact, because I didn’t start the application process 3 month early as advised, I’m still awaiting my Medicare notification letter and card though I’m assured I’m ‘covered’ as of February 1st. All’s well that ends well, right?
I’ll be holding good thoughts for you and the baby … love the chocolate bar in the suitcase. You’re one talented and clever woman!
Hugs and blessings,
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February 6th, 2010 at 6:53 pm
Super extra big hugs!!
You are so nice!
I ever tell you that?
And I’m about to shoot you an email about the BlogHer ad!
xo
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