No room for squares
Overheard while standing in the next room.
Babisodes: Daddy! Can I have my new Spongebob toy in my bed tonight? I wanna sleep wif him.
Me: *thinks to self*
Say no. Say no! There are bajillion stickers on him and they will all end up in her hair!
Dadisodes: Um, I don’t think so, honey. I really don’t want….uh …er.…
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Ahem…
Well, I don’t think you should have boys in your bed.
Me: *Enters room*
Excuse me? Doesn’t she sleep with George every single night?
Dadisodes: *Hands over Spongebob toy*
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Yea, honey! I agree with dad. I really don’t think you should have boys in your bed… ever.
hilarious…
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April 23rd, 2009 at 8:40 pm
Holly sub-prime mortgages! I’m dieing from laughter here!
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April 23rd, 2009 at 8:53 pm
I’ll have to use that logic next time my 2 year old asks for a toy in bed. Hilarious.
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April 23rd, 2009 at 8:53 pm
I also agree, no boys in the bed!!
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April 23rd, 2009 at 8:58 pm
absolutely hilarious!
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April 23rd, 2009 at 9:07 pm
oops. lol L has taken to sleeping with a toy CAR. It’s not plush. I don’t know if she plans to sleep or what…
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April 23rd, 2009 at 9:25 pm
Okay, I never realized how much Spongebob, um, protruded.
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April 23rd, 2009 at 10:05 pm
ROFL. You are so witty. And, no, my daughters will not be sleeping with any boys or even Spongebob in their beds.
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April 23rd, 2009 at 10:08 pm
Oh.My.Freak.
Um..I knew I hated that character for a reason…I just never knew why.
no honey, we do not watch Spongebob in this house. EVER.
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April 23rd, 2009 at 10:33 pm
Boys are bad!
Very funny.
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April 23rd, 2009 at 10:58 pm
Haha – He’ll be writing your daughter’s first semi-formal date (at 16) a letter just like what DH did -
It was such a classic I posted it last week (lol) – http://gottalovemom.blogspot.com/2009/04/fathers-letter-to-his-daughters-date.html
April 23rd, 2009 at 11:01 pm
If one of the girls had asked something like that (sponge-bob didn’t exist in their day) the answer would simply have been, “Ask your mother.” That was his answer to most things asked by the girls.
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April 23rd, 2009 at 11:24 pm
LOL, that is HILARIOUS!!! I’m sooooo going to use that one!
April 23rd, 2009 at 11:47 pm
you two are naughty! (hee hee)
April 23rd, 2009 at 11:57 pm
Yeah right, good luck on that…
April 24th, 2009 at 1:11 am
ever? really?
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April 24th, 2009 at 1:49 am
Hahaha!!! EVER!!!!
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April 24th, 2009 at 2:44 am
hee hee! I’m sending my husband the link to this post. Thank you for the laugh. I really really needed it today.
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April 24th, 2009 at 2:51 am
HILARIOUS!
And I agree…NO BOYS.
April 24th, 2009 at 7:19 am
LMAO! Yeah, we have a Sponge Bob like that, too. And I found my son with the *ahem* nose in his mouth. I couldn’t stop laughing and my husband gave me the stink eye for having such a dirty mind…glad it’s not just me!
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April 24th, 2009 at 7:35 am
great photo friday, erm yep, boys erm bad, lol
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April 24th, 2009 at 7:36 am
LOL reminds me of the bonny hunt story where her mom would not let ken sleep in barbie house
April 24th, 2009 at 8:57 am
I’m clutching my tummy in laughter and I can’t decide which is funnier, the daughter’s innocent statement or the father’s silly response.
I see Babisodes’ pink star-spangled blanket. That’s the spare, isn’t it?
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April 24th, 2009 at 9:14 am
Yeah, that EVER thing is probably a little bit of an overreaction.
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April 24th, 2009 at 9:16 am
My, oh my. Sponge Bob has a BIG nose. But anyway, good thinking on your part. No boys in bed. On the other hand – that IS a precept that should probably see some modification before she and her husband wind up with separate beds. I’m just sayin’.
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April 24th, 2009 at 9:18 am
Yep, start that training early!! Too funny!
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April 24th, 2009 at 9:19 am
Hahahaha! Yay, Dadisodes! That’s hilarious!
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April 24th, 2009 at 9:43 am
Far too funny!
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April 24th, 2009 at 10:13 am
Hehehe.
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April 24th, 2009 at 10:17 am
I’m glad I wasn’t drinking anything while reading this one. Super photo friday.
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April 24th, 2009 at 10:54 am
Oh, dear! I think Dadisodes is on to something!
Thanks for a great laugh!
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April 24th, 2009 at 11:40 am
OMG! LOL! That is hilarious!!
Dadisodes is a typical man though. Not much better excuse really.
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April 24th, 2009 at 12:07 pm
Love the snaps, especially the one with Babisodes & George. What a cute story!
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April 24th, 2009 at 12:23 pm
You just got me in a laughing fit here.
!
Thanks
April 24th, 2009 at 12:33 pm
That picture reminds me of a grown up party trick.. Someone took their kids Tickle Me Elmo, laying on the floor and put a blanket over it and turned it on. The men dissolved into 12 year olds and thought it was the funniest thing EVER
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April 24th, 2009 at 1:15 pm
Good luck with that! Our daughter routinely sleeps with our son as a special treat on weekends, so I guess that excuse wouldn’t fly at our house. Now that I think about it, we need to put an end to that at some point!!! Argh!!!
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April 24th, 2009 at 1:33 pm
lol! Enjoy it while it lasts! Great PSF!
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April 24th, 2009 at 2:06 pm
Holy smoke Batman!!!! Love it!
Spongebob doesn’t look like he has much to offer anyway…
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April 24th, 2009 at 2:55 pm
Too funny!
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April 24th, 2009 at 3:18 pm
This? Perfect. And one she will laugh at someday as well.
If only…
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April 24th, 2009 at 3:28 pm
*blink, blink*…. *snort* Only a Dad could have picked up on that one.
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April 24th, 2009 at 3:50 pm
Yuck. I will never be able to look at Spongebob with a straight face again. I bet he got teased on the playground about THAT growing up.
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April 24th, 2009 at 4:13 pm
that is soo funny. all my niece’s stuff animals are girls for some reason and we have not made an effort to tell her.
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April 24th, 2009 at 5:15 pm
So funny I read it with descriptions to my sister over the phone….. she laughed too!
April 24th, 2009 at 6:24 pm
Nice teamwork! Talk about double teaming the little one!
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April 24th, 2009 at 7:15 pm
OK, what’s your answer in 15 years?
April 24th, 2009 at 7:46 pm
Too funny! I think that is definately a classic post!
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April 24th, 2009 at 7:47 pm
LOL!!!!!!!!! hahahahaahahahaha!! no boys in the bed!
April 24th, 2009 at 7:50 pm
That’s hysterical!
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April 24th, 2009 at 8:50 pm
I love this story. Dadisodes cracks me up completely.
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April 24th, 2009 at 9:26 pm
oh. my. GAWD.
dying. can’t. breathe. laughing.
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April 24th, 2009 at 11:44 pm
Definitely no boys! !!!! (But George is real cute tucked in with her.)
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April 25th, 2009 at 12:39 am
LOL! No boys!! Definitely not of the sponge variety (ick)
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April 25th, 2009 at 1:09 am
That is just too funny!
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April 25th, 2009 at 4:30 am
No boys EVER! *snort* Love it!
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April 25th, 2009 at 8:02 am
Aw, poor Spongebob! He’ll have to go back to his pineapple under the sea now.
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April 25th, 2009 at 8:21 am
That is so funny, I had never seen that angle of spongebob.
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April 25th, 2009 at 10:25 am
Well, I don’t think you’ll be able to keep this up.
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April 25th, 2009 at 2:01 pm
Love the wit! Too funny…
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April 25th, 2009 at 2:53 pm
LOL! And sleeping with 2 boys in the bed at one time!
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April 25th, 2009 at 4:35 pm
BWAHAHAHA! I will have to take that stand with LW!
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April 25th, 2009 at 5:32 pm
LOL.. You guys are way too funny. When will you publish your book?
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April 25th, 2009 at 9:13 pm
Now I know why Sponge Bob gives me the creeps. Oh my goodness!!!!
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April 25th, 2009 at 10:06 pm
The new spongebob / BK commercial makes me sick.
I still love Spongebob… I just don’t want my ten year old and 8 year old sons staring at things like that.
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April 25th, 2009 at 10:34 pm
Too funny!
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April 26th, 2009 at 5:49 pm
OMG Sandy I’m dying here…too funny
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April 28th, 2009 at 12:50 am
Hahahahah…oh man. I would have never even thought of that if I hadn’t seen that picture!
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April 28th, 2009 at 10:18 am
I started reading your blog only recently. This is hilarious. I love how he came up with that so quickly
I didn’t get it till I saw the picture either. Too funny lol!!! On a more serious note, I wanted to share something with you. I too have a girl and am constantly looking for tips and stuff to deal with situations like this. I found this great site called daughters.com that has a bunch of great advice and articles from well known authors. Check it out. I found it very useful.
April 30th, 2009 at 6:22 am
Oh Oh Oh Oh oH
I almost missed this one – I am laughing so hard right now
ha ha ha
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May 5th, 2009 at 3:16 am
OMG…this is so funny. Love the picture. HAHA!
May 5th, 2009 at 2:48 pm