Please excuse this interruption.

Throughout the night, I may have swallowed a kitchen Scotch-Brite and then pounded my head against the sink to get it out. I woke up with a gnarly head cold today and I can hardly see straight. Although,…these light color bars are awfully puur-dy. Is it me, or are they moving?

* shakes head *

Before I go. I’m curious. Does anyone else have bizarre, vivid dreams while they’re sick?
I do. And plenty of them. They often feel so real, but I rarely know the people in them.

Last night…..I had this dream and,…..uhh. Wait,… nevermind.
No need to go all Skinamax Cinemax here.

*ahem*

Please stay tuned. Regularly scheduled programming will return once I regain the ability to breathe and swallow again.

Thank you.

BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP…