Last night after dinner:

Dadisodes: You’re getting a time out.  I told you “No.”  Sit down for 3 minutes.

Babisodes: *bottom lip quivers* But…but….Daaaaddy?  Waaaaaaaaaaaaah!!!

Dadisodes:  You need to calm down.  Sit here and count to ten.

Babisodes: (serious and straight-faced)  …“TEN!”

Grandma:  *grains of rice shoot from nostrils while restraining laughter*

Me: *runs to computer to Google- Boarding School*