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		<title>Why there is no Halloween candy in our house yet</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Dear blog,
Finally, all is right with the world. 
My outlandish affair with Chef Boyardee may have come to an end. I sank my teeth into a chewy, undercooked mini ravioli the other day and nearly hurled the dog food-like beef filling back into my bowl.
As a result, me and chocolate are back on. That’s right. [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Dear blog,</p>
<p class="MsoNormal">Finally, all is right with the world.<span> </span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal">My outlandish affair with Chef Boyardee may have come to an end. I sank my teeth into a chewy, undercooked mini ravioli the other day and nearly hurled the dog food-like beef filling back into my bowl.</p>
<p class="MsoNormal">As a result, me and chocolate are back on.<span> </span>That’s right. We’ve reunited and it’s never tasted so good, especially in the form of cupcakes.<span> </span>And like my fellow pregger <a href="http://skiplovey.com/" target="_blank">blog friend</a>, I’m all about gummy foods too.<span> </span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal">Last night I woke up heated and salivating after a dream about gummy bears, gummy worms and <a href="http://www.swedishfish.com/" target="_blank">Swedish Fish</a> all cohabitating inside one of those Big Top Cupcakes (Have you seen <a href="https://www.bigtopcupcake.com/" target="_blank">their commercial</a>?<span> </span>It’s an <a href="http://www.nbc.com/saturday-night-live/" target="_blank">SNL</a> skit waiting to happen). Dadisodes is the only person who can safely dispense Gummy Vites now.<span> </span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal">After 4 months, it appears things are finally falling back into place.<span> </span>Now if only someone could nudge Mother Nature back onto the pill or something. I think she’s feeling a little irregular.<span> </span>Because those golf ball size SNOWFLAKES over the weekend were totally not kosher.<span> </span>It’s October!<span> </span>That level of extreme PMS is unacceptable…and I am officially scared.<span> </span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal">Oh, and one last thing.<span> </span>This kid inside my belly is <em>screaming</em> for fried rice.<span> </span>Not just any fried rice.<span> </span>We’ve tried three different Chinese take-outs in recent weeks. All disappointing.<span> </span>But last night, I think we found “the one.”<span> </span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal">And they deliver.</p>
<p class="MsoNormal">Hence, no belly shots worth sharing here today.<span> </span>Not after plowing through that box of take-out.</p>
<p class="MsoNormal">~ Sandy</p>



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