I could have been in a MC Hammer video
Thursday, August 13th, 2009There are some actions that are highly inadvisable when in a state of panic. Perhaps not just panicking, but maybe even trying to satisfy your curiosity.
For instance, if you suddenly wake up with a mild stomachache, dizziness, and wishing you could lie in bed all day. Whatever you do. Do not ask. the. Internet.
Really, it can only lead to bad things.
Or if you already know the way to a Target two towns over, do not turn on your GPS to find an alternate route or potential shortcut. The voice of Susan will only lead astray… to an empty parking lot… four miles away… at a Costco.
And never, ever, while early in your pregnancy, take it upon yourself to open up the storage bin in the attic full of maternity clothes from your last pregnancy.
No matter how uncomfortable and restricting your jeans have become, there stands a good chance you may not be prepared for what you find.
Because sometimes being ignorant of the massive proportions to come …can be bliss.

A maternity skirt from my last pregnancy, worn at about midway through the 9 months.
And no, it is nowhere near an X-large.

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